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In the James Bond film "Thunderball", there is the classic scene of the S.P.E.C.T.R.E. meeting, with Blofeld presiding over the different agents and getting progress reports on the current nefarious doings of the organization. One of the S.P.E.C.T.R.E. (that's hard to type!) men has apparently been caught with his hand in the cookie jar, so to speak. Blofeld presses a button and the hapless individual is quickly terminated with extreme prejudice by our friend electricity. If you are one of the less fortunate philistenes that have never watched "Thunderball", this scene was also satirized in one of the Austin Powers films with Will Ferrell as the target of evil justice.

"What, pray tell, has made you think of this on this fine day?" you are no doubt asking yourself.

On October 12th, a piece of shit redneck crack whore named Christina Dillard and her piece of shit redneck crack whore lovin' husband Shaun arrived at the hospital in Picayune, Mississippi with a dead 12 year old girl - crack whore's daughter from a previous relationship. She had cuts and bruises all over her body, as well as chunks of hair missing - pulled out of her scalp. There was cat feces in her (remaining) hair and on her gown, and police found pieces of duct tape in the trash at her "home" with her hair stuck to them. Investigators believe that Ashley (the unfortunate one) was "severely beaten for the last 3 days of her life."

So these sacks of shit go to court yesterday. They each start blaming the other, saying they saw the other grab her by the throat and toss her in a chair. Then it comes out that that this piece of shit crack whore lovin' bastard was sexually abusing this little girl. But it's okay to him because he says it was consensual. Mmmm hmmmm! Then he laters changes the part about consent.

So the reason they got caught is because the staff at the hospital were freaked out and called the cops. These sacks of shit told the cops that they took Ashley to the hospital when she passed out at the table. The bitch later told the cops she saw the husaband drag her through the mobile home (go figure) by her hair. Then she claimed that whiel the fucker went to a neighbor's house to call an ambulance (Mmm hmmm!) she tried CPR and also cut patches of matted hair out of her hair so the people at the hospital wouldn't think she was a bad mother. Why would they ever think that, I wonder? She eventually told the cops that for the last couple of days, Ashley had been severely abused "at Shaun's direction."

At last, it finally came out that they had BOTH told the cops that they had BOTH beaten Ashley with a fishing pole, limbs and hangers, duct-taped her mouth and confined her to a bathroom.

They. Admitted. It!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Which brings me back to the James Bond movie and my chagrin that a mawkishly sentimental legislature prevents the local cop-shops from installing one of those chairs in their interrogation room.

Hey guys, I promise won't tell anyone about it if you ever manage to get one in! In the meantime, I just have to go on imagining what 12 years of hellish existence must be like for a little girl, but she's over it now at least. It just sucks ass!